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I'm a pet portrait artist for the most part, and really enjoy doing the cartoons and caricatures. I did step away from it for a couple of years to focus on gallery works and to have a solo show....but now that's over, I find myself leaning back towards the lighter, fun stuff.

But seriously...

Sun Feb 1, 2009, 5:51 PM
How many artists does it take to change a light bulb?
*Ten. One to change it, and nine to reassure him about how good it looks.

:rofl:

How many modern artists does it take to change a light bulb?
*Four. One to throw bulbs against the wall, one to pile hundreds of them in a heap and spray-paint it orange, one to glue light bulbs to a cocker spaniel, and one to put a bulb in the socket and fill the room with light while all the critics and buyers are watching the fellow smashing the bulbs against the wall, the fellow with the spray-gun, and the cocker spaniel.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? (the last answer is my favorite)
*Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
*Two. One to change it and one to throw a bucket of water out the window.
*Fish.

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How many visitors to an art gallery does it take to change a light bulb?
*Two. One to do it and one to say "Huh! My four-year old could've done that!"

:XD:

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Texas
  • Favourite genre of music: Classic Rock
  • Favourite artist: Paul Kidby
  • Favourite poet or writer: Terry Pratchett
  • Favourite photographer: Margaret Bryant
  • Favourite style of art: Abstract ('cause I can't do it!)
  • Personal Quote: Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit -Seneca
  • Tools of the Trade: Ink, paint, brush, graphite, paper, canvas

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:icon1947-bluesnoir:
~1947-BluesNoir Feb 5, 2009, 8:29:53 AM
Wow--thanks for watching, luv your clyesdales. You do such beautiful work.
:heart:

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:heart: When I give to you what I make with my hands, I share my heart.
:icon1947-bluesnoir:
~1947-BluesNoir Jan 30, 2009, 10:37:08 PM
I luv your work and I will add you to my watch.

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:heart: When I give to you what I make with my hands, I share my heart.
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~Mahican-Atim Jan 30, 2009, 5:45:10 PM
Hey now that you're getting the "hang" of it (dA), you should explore some clubs to join and get the exposure you deserve.

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"We are not human beings on a spiritual journey.
We are spiritual beings on a human journey."
~ Stephen Covey

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:iconfictionartwing:
*FictionArtwing Jan 30, 2009, 4:43:24 PM
:aww: Thanks so much for the :+fav: and the :+devwatch:!

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Luke: I don't believe it!
Yoda: That is why you fail...

There is no power greater than that which I possess... For mine is the basic power of imagination... The gossamer thread of which dreams are woven! ~Dr. Strange
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~Mahican-Atim Jan 30, 2009, 4:41:21 PM
Thank you so much for the :+fav:.

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"We are not human beings on a spiritual journey.
We are spiritual beings on a human journey."
~ Stephen Covey

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:iconmahican-atim:
~Mahican-Atim Jan 30, 2009, 8:35:40 AM
:w00t!: Thank you so much for the favorite and watch! I am truly honoured!

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"We are not human beings on a spiritual journey.
We are spiritual beings on a human journey."
~ Stephen Covey

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:iconmahican-atim:
~Mahican-Atim Jan 29, 2009, 10:33:03 PM
What a wonderful gallery!!!! :w00t!:

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"We are not human beings on a spiritual journey.
We are spiritual beings on a human journey."
~ Stephen Covey

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:iconfictionartwing:
*FictionArtwing Jan 29, 2009, 10:26:09 PM
:wave: Hi, I like your gallery! Your caricatures are very cute! I'm gonna have to :+devwatch: you! :D

--
Luke: I don't believe it!
Yoda: That is why you fail...

There is no power greater than that which I possess... For mine is the basic power of imagination... The gossamer thread of which dreams are woven! ~Dr. Strange
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~EmeraldYakumo Jan 29, 2009, 4:19:24 PM
Just a random deviant saying hello. :wave:

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let your emotions wash upon shore's of desire! That lead to roads of ambition.
~My Dad~
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=skiesofchaos Jan 29, 2009, 2:30:16 PM
Welcome! Glad to see another artist of your caliber here.

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